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Purple Rain?

Last night was an amazing night out for the gals of lalafabulous.com

First to the 40th Anniversary Hot Wheels art show at 1988 Gallery.. free booze and amazing artwork inspired by some of our favorite early 90's toys and cartoons.  If it wasn't for charity i would have stolen  the she-ra painting..

Then to a great lil mexican joint called 'las papas' on Melrose and La Brea, not THE best service, but we got beer and guacomole.. so no harm done.

We finished off the night at  one of our FAV spots the Green Door with a good looking crowd and even better jazz.   Upon entry we heard  whispers of Prince. YES PRINCE. Like purple rain prince, not only was  Prince there, he did an impromptu performance whitnessed by Me, Audrey and about 100-150 other people.

Sorry for gramatical errors, there was also a lot of champagne involved, my head hurts.

xoxooxoxox-Jordan

Not for those under 18..

Holy Shite. Are you a brad pitt fan? Ladies? Don't lie.  I just came across this scene from a director's cut of 'Troy'.  Men don't watch, because you will not find it too hot, or do watch to see what every woman's dream man looks like partially (almost fully) naked. Angelina you are one lucky woman! Yow!!!

Enjoy Ladies! xo-Jordan

Jeremy Piven.. plays the drums.. kinda

Since I did not blog yesterday, this is something I needed to write about.  If you live in LA.. you love entourage.. there is no way you don't.  My favorite character (even though I seem to have a slight crush on Kevin Connolly on Wednesdays, Adrian Grenier other days..) Mr. Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven ) was at Metal Skool Monday night at the Key Club, and like usual, he got called up on stage to play a song with them. I believe it was back in black by ACDC?  Jeremy, well emm.. seemed somewhat new to the drums, or maybe had a little to much to ermmm.. drink?... (spotted drinking water)...

He seemed quite out of character.. somewhat nervous.. and almost lost.  It was an awkward moment I must say.  However the crowd loved it (especially the girls).  Audrey and I had investigating to do and decided to go take a look around his table.  That guy sure can attract the ladies.. he had to have 25 girls in his booth (who seemed to be of the under 21 crowd).. but hey good for him.. he's hot and in a hit TV show.. live it up while you can Piven!!!

Was anyone else there?

x and o's

Jordan

andrew keegan. is umm. hot.

Good Morning Los Angeles.  I am back home and am back in action.  Today I will be on the set of that ABC family..  show greek.. sounds fun ha? erm.

Last night I was at the Maxim-Style party where there were a ton of b-listers.  The Bravery played a short set, which rocked, that band has some serious style.  Celeb Sightings: Remember boy meets world?  I know you all watched it.  I accidentally spilled some of my drink on Will Friedle, corey's older brother. I spotted a drunk looking Ja Rule stumbling around.  Rob Dyrdek was spotted, minus Big.  There were tons of other nobodies there, including Mr. Crisco Adler who seems to do nothing but hang out in Hollywood clubs, every single night.  Has anyone seen the show 'the rock life?', yea me neither, i'm pretty sure it got cancelled after two episodes.

My highlight of the night was 90's hearthrob Andrew Keegan.  Smoking!

have an amazing day people!

xo-Jordan

According to Perez

hilton.com this is Pete Doherty, having his cat smoke crack.

if this is him.. I hope someone snaps everyone of his fingers off.  Why is this disusting human being not in jail?  Why would Kate Moss date him?  I hope PETA is currently burning down his house.  I am disgusted and outraged. 

Grrrrr.

xo-Jordan

perez=fat ass

What is happening to the gossip queen? I think he has been mowing down on too many donuts at his coffee bean office.

yow!!

and while your at it, rsvp to this party, i'm sure it will be a blast.  and FYI.. Fab is like so single!

xo-Jordan

jordan's most insane night ever

Sorry about MY lack of postage.. i have a special friend in town that has been keeping me in party mode, and shit, Ive just been away from my computer! yikes!! However, last night I did get a chance to attend the Nascar party @ avalon in Hollywood.  Celeb appearances included a very chic-looking paris hilton.  She cut her hair short, and looks fuckin fabulous! She had a nice long dress on, and looked classy and beautiful!! Everytime I see her I'm always more impressed.  She was with her sis Nikki, who I'm not the hugest fan of, and a drunken disgusting Brandon Davis.

It was douchebag (brandon's) birthday.  I heard from a couple of sources that he puked all over himself, and everyone around him..causing paris and nikki to flee the scene and eventually getting himself escorted out... i guess it was his birthday.. but really??

Rihanna performed, and was AMAZING!  That girl rocks.  She is much much more voluptuous in person, girly gotta beyonce type butt going down.  But that girl is smoking, and did a great set.

I also got a chance to talk with Heidi from the hills, since she works for SBE, and it was a bolthouse production, homegirl was one of the coordinators.  She seemed very nice and in control..

Kid rock also made a quick appearance, among others I'm sure.  Whoooo what a night...

After the party I went and met up with Audrey and my fav's at good ol wangs for some way too large vodka drinks.  What an amazing night!!!

xoox-Jordan

Some unholy war....

Must have errupted between Miss Amy Winehouse and her hubby Blake..click here to read all about it...poor little Amy such a rock and roll tragedy...get better soon baby..kisses Audrey

the bitches beat the system!!

Apparently I should have hired Lohan's lawyer when i had my ermmmm 'intoxicated accident'.. however Lohan is serving a maximum of 4 days in jail. Nicole Ritchie spent 82 minutes in jail, than was released for 'overcrowding.'  It must be nice.  This makes me appreciate Paris much more...

Read all about it here and here.

xo-Jordan

Oh perrezizle my nizzle

Perez??

is that you?

rosie o'donnel+geraldo riviera+pete wents = A new found way chubby dirty portstar-stached Perez.

hmm.

xo-Jordan