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and the biggest douche bag is......

Kanye West...according to Billboard.com Kanye West's Graduation Day is outselling 50 Cent's Curtis 437,000 to 310,000...either way they are both making a killing...xo Audrey

While we're on the subject of doing the right thing

Lets send a collective fuck you to inhumanitarian Michael Vick..I know I know innocent until proven guilty..but seriously this is just so disheartening and disgusting...click here to read..Audrey

Avril has gone GHETTO!

Has anyone seen the new Avril Lavigne "Girlfriend Remix' video? Seriously the funniest thing i've seen.. well today..  please check this out for a good laugh.

Avril Lavigne Gone Ghetto

Off to Venice Beach! What a perfect day!

xo-Jordan

oh Jeffree Star.. you are SO PUNK ROCK!!!

I'm sorry, I understand Jeffree acts as a girl.. whatever.  I still believe he has no right punching or hitting a woman regardless of the situation.  Last night, at the Toronto Pride Fest, our beloved Jeffree Star, decided that it was ok to punch a woman.. in the fucking face!! BLAM! Please read this lil bitch's blog , or you can read the story here.

Jeffree, will we ever forgive you for this?

Happy Sunday!

xo-Jordan

My Girl Likes To Party All The Time

Eddie Murphy we just wanted to congratulate you on being the dead beat trifflin baby daddy to Mel B!!!
In honor of Mel B. striking gold...I thought I would dig up this old gem...because every occasion is the perfect occasion for vintage Eddie Murphy music videos..kisses Audrey

Audrey is sporting girl wood

But I mean then again who wouldn't after this shot...i mean isn't red flabby thigh butt sexy...

Check out cobrasnake for more pics

My day at the Roosevelt Hotel, Hollywood

Hello all, Jordan here! I just got home from a typical amazing day in Hollywood!  Me and two of my girls went over to the roosevelt hotel pool (which I believe to be the best pool in Hollywood).  Had some champagne, people watched and made fun of all the douchebags.  I do love the scenery, the pool, the overpriced drinks and eyecandy at the Roosevelt, however the place is packed full of LA trash.  Here are a few pics I took from my sidekick;

close (sorta) up of LA Trash;

However, aside from the trashbags and ridiculously priced drinks, there was one thing that made my day 100% more enjoyable, and why you should all come here on the weekends.  The poolboys.  Here is a picture of one of the sweetest, cutest, wanna desperate housewife you poolboy;

Ladies, meet Greg! Greg is from Seattle, WA.  He is a singer/songwriter and currently plays in a band called '66'.  Greg is straight and loves long walks on the beach.  Greg informed us he was not on myspace (crazy ha?), but however, we did get his phone number, and if you send me enough money.. I may give it to you!! 

In conclusion, Roosevelt Hotel=amazing but pricey day at the pool.  If you go, make sure you tip greg well, and tell him LALAfabulous sent you!!!

i'm exhausted, in sun and food coma. Nap before work.

Love you hoes

Let them eat cake..

So one of my friday rituals is to check out all of the douchebags on the gawker's blue states lose (and cross my fingers that i'm not one of them)...and this picture is everything that is wrong our generation.

I hate to hate but....

K so i just came across this on our beloved perezhilton.com...and seriously I hate to hate but...come on Lilly...if you didn't want all of this attention maybe you should have acted more like a lady instead of talking sh*t about other celebs...and if life is so so hard...and if you really just want to be a singer and a songwriter then maybe you should just shut your mouth for a little while...in a year or so all of this will blow over and you can find solace in  singing songs in coffee shops  about how you used to be somebody